Tan Boneless Crewneck
Tan Boneless Crewneck
Tan Boneless Crewneck
Tan Boneless Crewneck
Tan Boneless Crewneck
Tan Boneless Crewneck
Tan Boneless Crewneck
Tan Boneless Crewneck
Tan Boneless Crewneck

Tan Boneless Crewneck

Regular price$49.99


Our Boneless Crewneck is here to remind you that you gotta stay safe out here.

Designed by Kel Lauren.

Product Details:

  • Long sleeve, tan crewneck with unisex fit
  • Features full-color Boneless illustration printed on front
  • On the back, featuring the quote, "If you open your mouth in the nuclear rain, will it taste like cinnamon?"


  • Size up to get the oversized look as styled on Courtney
  • For a more fitted look, stay true to size

    Fabric Content: 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester


    Size Chest Width Body Length
    XS 16.5" / 42cm 27" / 68.5cm
    S 18" / 45.5cm 28" / 71cm
    M 20" / 51cm 29" / 73.5cm
    L 22" / 56cm 30" / 76cm
    XL 24" / 61cm 31" / 79cm
    2XL 26" / 66cm 32" / 81.5cm
    3XL 27.5" / 70cm 33" / 84cm


    Size Chest Width Body Length
    XS 19" / 49cm 27" / 68.5cm
    S 20" / 51cm 28" / 71cm
    M 22" / 56cm 29" / 73.5cm
    L 24" / 61cm 30" / 76cm
    XL 26" / 66cm 31" / 79cm
    2XL 27" / 68.5cm 32" / 81.5cm
    3XL 28" / 71cm 33" / 84cm


    Size Waist Outseam Inseam
    S 30" / 76cm 39" / 99cm 29" / 73.5cm
    M 32" / 81.5cm 40" / 101.5cm 30" / 76cm
    L 34" / 86.5cm 41" / 104cm 31" / 79cm
    XL 36" / 91.5cm 42" / 106.5cm 32" / 81.5cm
    2X 38" / 96.5cm 43" / 109.5cm 33" / 84cm

    Shipping Questions:

    How long does shipping take?

    All orders take between 2-5 business days for processing before being dispatched.

    *NOTE: During new releases or holidays, there may be an additional 2-4 business days of processing time. 

    Transit times vary based upon the following conditions: 

    • Total distance between us and you
    • Whether your parcel is a domestic (USA) or international shipment


    How much does shipping cost:

    All shipping rates will vary depending on a few different factors: 

    • Domestic vs. International
    • Total weight of the package
    • Selected shipping method

    I entered in the incorrect address; what do I do?

    Please contact us right away by going to our customer service portal; we begin processing orders right away but may be able to change the address if caught soon enough.

    Where is my package? 

    Please check the associated tracking number provided in your shipment confirmation email. Any inquires on the exact location of your package should be made to the carrier directly. Our customer service agents only have as much information as can be seen by you through the tracking number. 

    My package was lost/stolen; what do I do? 

    If you feel that your package was lost or stolen, please contact the shipping carrier directly to file a claim. Once the claim is filed, please go to our customer service portal to contact us.

    Am I responsible for international duties and taxes? 

    Orders placed on smosh.com ship from the US, and all international shipments are subject to your country's applicable duties, taxes and other clearance charges. For international shipments, the shipping charge at checkout covers the cost of freight only and does not include any applicable duties, taxes or clearance fees.


    Ordering Questions:

    Can I make changes to my order after I purchase? 

    We begin processing orders immediately upon receipt. For this reason, we will not be able to cancel or change your order once it’s submitted. If you decide you do not want the merchandise, you can return your order by mail. 

    What if an item I order goes out of stock?

    If an item goes out of stock after your order is submitted, you will receive an email confirmation that you’ve been refunded. You will only be charged for items that ship. 


    How do I make a return?

    Please use the following returns portal to contact customer service, who will assist you in starting the return.


    We do not currently accept returns for international orders.

    Although we hope to implement this soon, at this time, we're unable to accept exchange requests.

    Return requests must be made within 45 days of order shipped date. Items must be unworn, unwashed and still include original tags and packaging. We do not accept returns for any item that states "No Returns" on the description page.

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 1 review
    Lane Burke
    High quality, high satisfaction!

    I saw some not awesome reviews concerning the quality of the Boneless T-shirts, so I thought that maybe I'd take a chance with the crewneck-- I love it! It is thick and soft on the inside, and the design is very clear and high quality. I am 5'3," and about 150lb; I went with a medium. The medium is not really baggy on me, nor is it fitted (which is exactly how I wanted it.) The sleeves are a little long on me, but I like to roll my sleeves on all my sweatshirts once, and after I did that, it was just about perfect. I'm so glad I went with this purchase and I would highly recommend you buy it too!

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