Holy moly! We had over 6,000 lyrics submissions for the Beef 'n Go theme song contest! We narrowed our choices down to one winner and six runner-ups. The runner-ups were chosen due to the fact that we laughed our asses off at them, or thought they were really clever. Some of them were frankly too weird or inappropriate to make the winner, but we thought they deserved something.
Here are the lyrics of the six runner-ups, and the winner! Each runner-up will receive a $10 gift certificate to the
Smosh Store and the winner will receive a $50 gift certificate!
The Six Runner-Ups' LyricsMaria WurtteleBeef 'n Go is really neat
It's the best food that you'll ever eat!
Although we preffered Beef 'n Coke,
Beef 'n Go is still a smoke!
Beef 'n Go is really great,
You'll survive on a blizzard date!
And if your live is very busy,
Have our beef; you won't get dizzy!
Our founders endured prostitution
To make our meat a revolution!
And don't forget ol' Billy Joel
He switched from squirell to beefy gold!
That's all we have for you today,
Make sure to buy our beef, okay?
Beef 'n Go is really neat
It's the best food that you'll ever eat!
Blake HondaBeef 'n Go is really neat
It's the best food that you'll ever eat
All these girls just love this meat
But not the one between my feet
Beef 'n Go is a good idea
To have some awesome diarrhea
That'll make all the do do scatter
To make an delicious pupu platter
Beef 'n Go just makes me dance
Until I have to poop my pants
Just serve this to some hot girls
So that the other end won't hurl
Stephen Nicholas KulikBeef 'n Go is really neat
It's the best food that you'll ever eat
Beef in a tube is not so lame
But a beef stick wouldn't be the same
Beef 'n Go, it's Beef 'n Go,
Beef's our friend and that's fo' sho
Beef 'n Go you cannot pass
It's only made with fresh wheat grass
One more thing we forgot to say,
It's made with horse balls but it's ok
Beef 'n Go, it's Beef 'n Go,
Beef's our friend and that's fo' sho'
Joseph Anthony GiavotellaBeef 'n Go is really neat
It's the best food that you'll ever eat
It will make you go beat your meat.
under your abusive mothers sheets.
then you will get white stuff every where.
then she will start pulling your hair.
she will get up with a smile.
and let your bleed awhile.
Beed 'n go is really neat.
It's the best food that you'll ever eat.
Abusive mother will come after you.
then she will start beating you with a shoe.
Beeeeeeeeeeeeef'nnnnnnnn Gooooooooooooooo
run from your abusive mother!
Oh my god MY EYE!
Alex FergusonBeef 'n Go is really neat
It's the best food that you'll ever eat
It'll make your breath, smell of feet.
And gravy lactate from your teet.
It's made from prime parts of a cow.
That part, this part, that part, wow!
Come to my place I'll show you how.
Oh by the way. I'm well endowed.
No more Squirrels, no more coke.
Just Horse balls, beef and a little scrote.
Don't eat it if you are old folk.
We're not coverred if you choke.
Its perfect when your on the move
On a bus, or on the tube.
All the ladies will approve.
And your chances will improve.
We kill the bovine with a bow.
While they graze on the plateau.
So take the word, of Grandpa Joe.
And go and buy some beef n' Go.
Jennifer SminkBeef 'n Go is really neat
It's the best food that you'll ever eat
Once the cows are shot 'n dead
They'll get ground up into shreds
The cows are happy, don't you cry
Go grab your tube and squeeze it dry
Beef 'n Go is the coolest thing
Much better than a chicken wing
So when you're hungry and in a rush
Get Beef 'n Go, it's splendid slush!
The Winner's LyricsStephen H.Beef 'n Go is really neat
It's the best food that you'll ever eat,
squishy squashy down your throat
gives your lungs a meaty coat.
always good for fun fine dining,
it breaks down your stomach lining
Beef'n go is super cool
Fatal diseases get you out of school
ever want to eat horse balls?
Swallow it down with beef and all
Beef'n go is really neat
it's the best food that you'll ever eat
-CLICK HERE to watch the Beef 'n Go Theme video!
May. 17, 2008. 01:27 PM
oh well, good lyrics guys.
